So I'm subscribed to Mamamia. I'm getting a bit sick of the shit they post to be honest. It's turned into a bit of publicity bullshit grab and I don't like it. Mia Freedman kind of annoys me and I'd love to work for them simply so I could antagonise her (oh and not clean shit off the walls) but I digress.....
I continue to click on their crap though, so colour me guilty.
But ----> this http://www.mamamia.com.au/parenting/fitmum/ post really shit me to tears.
For starters, in case you've come across this blog due my absolutely unexpected nerve hitting piece "Tony Abbott, you're an arsehole" found here http://qldnurse.blogspot.com.au/2014/02/tony-abbott-youre-asshole.html (which thanks for everyone's input, glad I'm not the only one who's a big fan of the term 'douche canoe'), I'm having trouble conceiving another human being.
So the fact, that ANYONE who CAN conceive another human being without trouble, feels they have the right to criticise anyone else who can conceive another human being, is pretty much worthy of being castrated (or have a hysterectomy - I'm a nurse not an idiot I know biology) in my opinion. THERE.
WHY THE FUCK do women hate each other so much? Seriously? I'm not sure, but I think I graduated high school (quite) a few years back and the backstabbing bitchiness stopped there. But apparently I am wrong, as a wimenz I am subject to the backstabbing bitchiness that apparently comes along with being a wimenz. My question is why?
Now, before I was a Registered Nurse, I worked in Construction. Sexism aside (I once had a Site Manager say that a construction site was 'no place for a woman') I loved loved loved working with blokes. Because this is how it went.
Them: "You fucked up." Me: "Yep, sure did." Them: "Fix it. Don't do it again.". Me: "I'll buy a carton this Friday". Them: "Sweet".
Then, it was forgotten! Holy mother of Bacon!! (If you're confused, please refer to my earlier post where I clearly indicated I was a Minister of the Church of Bacon and no, am still not ashamed. I will ordain your marriage in the Church of Bacon if you wish #praisebacon).
So here's my issue. Working with the wimenz.
I recently found out, that the wimenz that I used to work with over 3 months ago, were bitching about me changing my Facebook privacy settings so they couldn't see everything I posted. I did this a while ago and apparently I'm 'such' a good friend they've only realised now. So, instead of coming to me personally, these wimenz decided that they would bitch about me to someone they knew was my friend, knowing this conversation would get back to me and I would somehow respond. Well you know what wimenz? FUCK YOU! If you're upset you're not getting my information on Facebook, text me! Call me! Get the information from the source directly. Don't bitch about me behind me back.
Re: the crap mamamia article. Wimenz - stop being bitchez!!! Yes, I am writing with the z's because I feel like this subject is so stupid and outdated the new technology needs to be adapted just to highlight how stupid we as wimenz are.
Why? My question is why? We have so much pressure from pretty much EVERY other area, to be better than we are, more than we are, better looking than we are, better mothers than we are, better WHAT-THE-FUCK ever than we, that can't we just do the sisterhood a solid and get each other's back for fuck's sake??
Seriously, you're now bitching about other wimenz not exercising enough with kids? Seriously? Like for serious? As in the real world?
When I finally do get to become a mother, I will spend (possibly) a week or more in my pj's doing nothing but stare at my new born child. If you don't like that, FUCK YOU. There is 0 possibility of me dragging my (apparently, I just gave new life to another human being, but whatever) fat ass to the gym and leaving my miracle of a being alone while I squat my 'tight ass buns' at the gym. Because you know what? I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING SO SUCK IT!!
And you know what wimenz? You probably just did too! So shut the fuck up!
Raising children is HARD. Like ridiculously hard! And I have this sneaky suspicion, that if you're more concerned about what the women next door is doing with her 'saddlebags' than you are with your child's next smile/laugh/giggle/burp/bowel movement, then you are doing parenting WRONG!
So shut the hell up!!
Next time a friend comes to you saying that she feels fat and unloved, tell her she GAVE LIFE! Which isn't easy to do.
Next time someone tells her she isn't losing her 'baby weight' as fast as she wants, ask her about how her kid is doing.
Next time your friend says her husband says her body isn't the same since she gave birth, tell her to nut punch him.
Stop being bitchez! Let's support each other hey? Geezus. Is it seriously that hard??
And Mamamia - YOU. Stop writing deliberately inflammatory crap under the guise that you are all feminists working towards bringing the sisters together. Because THIS crap is NOT doing that. We are all aware you are simply doing it to get clicks on an article. SO STOP. Bad Mamamia. Bad!
Love,
Qld Nurse.
February 12, 2014
February 07, 2014
Tony Abbott, you're an arsehole.
Hi Tony,
You're a douche canoe.
When you said that some people earn too much money, I'm sure you didn't mean nursing staff. Because I'm nursing staff. And I ASSURE YOU, I earn every single fucking dollar I earn. Like my tweet said, if you came to me in hour 10 of my 12 hour night shift and told me that I was 'earning too much' I would probably kick you fair in the nuts and then continue on with the rest of my shift on autopilot.
For starters, when I worked on the Neurosurgical ward, I got spat at, kicked, hit, punched, abused and had to deal with people painting the walls in their own faeces. So I'm sure that when I was on an early shift earning my $30.3526/hr which included showering, feeding, changing pads, walking, dealing with family/friends/doctors/physios etc etc. you didn't mean me. I'm SURE. Because when I got home from my early shift (for those in the know, that means NO penalty rates) and couldn't move from the couch because my back hurt from physically moving several people from a bed to a chair/tilt table/regency and I couldn't feel my feet from being on them for 8 hours straight, I know you didn't mean that I didn't earn my dollars.
Now I work in Critical Care, and it doesn't matter what shift I'm on because I run my ass off no matter what, I'm 100% sure you didn't mean that I didn't earn my dollars.
I KNOW that on Sundays, when the cleaners got paid more than me and all they had to do was vacuum floors and change linen skips while I was juggling the life of at LEAST 8 people instead of enjoying a weekend with my new husband, that you didn't mean that I didn't earn my dollars. (PS I love you cleaners, you make my life so much more bearable and please don't hate me for trying to make a point, I heart you.)
Because here's the thing. I never went into nursing for the money. I'm 100% sure that no nurse EVER goes into the profession thinking 'hey, I'm gonna retire when I'm 30 from the $ i'll be making'. No one. EVER.
Nurses, want to make sick people feel better. Nurses, want to make a difference in people's lives. I've been doing this shit for almost 5 years now and I've been told maybe 3 or 4 times 'Really, thank you.'
You know what sucks? Those 3 or 4 times, make it worth it. I do what I do, not because I have a HECS debt that I'm not gonna repay until i'm 105, not because I can tell people that I save lives, not because EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY someone tells me thanks. No. I do what I do, because I love it. Sure, the money isn't fantastic. It isn't terrible, and I get penalty rates. But guess what Tony, I earn those bloody penalty rates. I don't go on a fucking charity bike ride sponsored by whoever and claim that shit back on the taxpayer's dollar. I work on weekends. MOST weekends. Because people don't get sick between the hours of 9am to 5pm Monday to Friday. I have to book my holidays over a year in advance because everyone is so burnt out and we are so understaffed that we are only allowed a certain amount of people on holidays at one time.
I don't say it often enough. I don't even feel it often enough. The amount of times I've thought to myself, "I can't do this anymore." "This is killing me." "Why do I do this?" "No one even cares."
But you know what Tony A-Butt? I do what I do because it make a difference in someone's life. It may not pay the best, it may pay the best. Whatever. It still makes me a better human being than you.
Because the taxpayers pay my wage, and I give back to them. Unlike YOU. Who are taking, and making a mockery of the system.
You earn 10x more than what I make and what have you given to the Australian public? SFA that's what. What you need to realise Tony is that you too are a public servant. If you make a decision that 'isn't going to be popular with the public' then you probably shouldn't do it. Because the public voted you in to do what was best for them. So if the 'general public' don't want it, then don't fucking do it, you wanker. YOU work for US. The same as me. The same as all the public servants who are earning the minimum wage, that you lovingly think is too much.
Hey Tones, can I call you that? I feel like because my taxes are paying you, we are on a nick-name kinda basis.
Tones, here's an idea. Instead of cutting back on things like Australians benefits that they are ENTITLED TO, how about you look at your useless Minister's wages and cut back on that shit. Because the way I see it, if you think that the rest of Australia should be paid on a performance basis, your dickwads of pollies should be too. If they don't perform, they should be subject to the same kind of scrutiny that the police/fire/ambulance/nurses/ALL PUBLIC SERVANTS are.
YOU WORK FOR US TONY. Don't forget that. You've pretty much pissed off the entirety of Australia with your backflip on policies. So how bout you do us all a favour and do what you were elected to do, and stop flipping us all the bird.
Yours sincerely,
Qld Nurse.
You're a douche canoe.
When you said that some people earn too much money, I'm sure you didn't mean nursing staff. Because I'm nursing staff. And I ASSURE YOU, I earn every single fucking dollar I earn. Like my tweet said, if you came to me in hour 10 of my 12 hour night shift and told me that I was 'earning too much' I would probably kick you fair in the nuts and then continue on with the rest of my shift on autopilot.
For starters, when I worked on the Neurosurgical ward, I got spat at, kicked, hit, punched, abused and had to deal with people painting the walls in their own faeces. So I'm sure that when I was on an early shift earning my $30.3526/hr which included showering, feeding, changing pads, walking, dealing with family/friends/doctors/physios etc etc. you didn't mean me. I'm SURE. Because when I got home from my early shift (for those in the know, that means NO penalty rates) and couldn't move from the couch because my back hurt from physically moving several people from a bed to a chair/tilt table/regency and I couldn't feel my feet from being on them for 8 hours straight, I know you didn't mean that I didn't earn my dollars.
Now I work in Critical Care, and it doesn't matter what shift I'm on because I run my ass off no matter what, I'm 100% sure you didn't mean that I didn't earn my dollars.
I KNOW that on Sundays, when the cleaners got paid more than me and all they had to do was vacuum floors and change linen skips while I was juggling the life of at LEAST 8 people instead of enjoying a weekend with my new husband, that you didn't mean that I didn't earn my dollars. (PS I love you cleaners, you make my life so much more bearable and please don't hate me for trying to make a point, I heart you.)
Because here's the thing. I never went into nursing for the money. I'm 100% sure that no nurse EVER goes into the profession thinking 'hey, I'm gonna retire when I'm 30 from the $ i'll be making'. No one. EVER.
Nurses, want to make sick people feel better. Nurses, want to make a difference in people's lives. I've been doing this shit for almost 5 years now and I've been told maybe 3 or 4 times 'Really, thank you.'
You know what sucks? Those 3 or 4 times, make it worth it. I do what I do, not because I have a HECS debt that I'm not gonna repay until i'm 105, not because I can tell people that I save lives, not because EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY someone tells me thanks. No. I do what I do, because I love it. Sure, the money isn't fantastic. It isn't terrible, and I get penalty rates. But guess what Tony, I earn those bloody penalty rates. I don't go on a fucking charity bike ride sponsored by whoever and claim that shit back on the taxpayer's dollar. I work on weekends. MOST weekends. Because people don't get sick between the hours of 9am to 5pm Monday to Friday. I have to book my holidays over a year in advance because everyone is so burnt out and we are so understaffed that we are only allowed a certain amount of people on holidays at one time.
I don't say it often enough. I don't even feel it often enough. The amount of times I've thought to myself, "I can't do this anymore." "This is killing me." "Why do I do this?" "No one even cares."
But you know what Tony A-Butt? I do what I do because it make a difference in someone's life. It may not pay the best, it may pay the best. Whatever. It still makes me a better human being than you.
Because the taxpayers pay my wage, and I give back to them. Unlike YOU. Who are taking, and making a mockery of the system.
You earn 10x more than what I make and what have you given to the Australian public? SFA that's what. What you need to realise Tony is that you too are a public servant. If you make a decision that 'isn't going to be popular with the public' then you probably shouldn't do it. Because the public voted you in to do what was best for them. So if the 'general public' don't want it, then don't fucking do it, you wanker. YOU work for US. The same as me. The same as all the public servants who are earning the minimum wage, that you lovingly think is too much.
Hey Tones, can I call you that? I feel like because my taxes are paying you, we are on a nick-name kinda basis.
Tones, here's an idea. Instead of cutting back on things like Australians benefits that they are ENTITLED TO, how about you look at your useless Minister's wages and cut back on that shit. Because the way I see it, if you think that the rest of Australia should be paid on a performance basis, your dickwads of pollies should be too. If they don't perform, they should be subject to the same kind of scrutiny that the police/fire/ambulance/nurses/ALL PUBLIC SERVANTS are.
YOU WORK FOR US TONY. Don't forget that. You've pretty much pissed off the entirety of Australia with your backflip on policies. So how bout you do us all a favour and do what you were elected to do, and stop flipping us all the bird.
Yours sincerely,
Qld Nurse.
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